Everybody beware! It's Friday the 13th!

Something I saw in a local Chinese restaurant:

Sake:
(for one) $3.50
(for town) $8.00

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I'm sure they meant to write 'two' instead of 'town' but I had a good laugh anyway...

That money talks, I can't deny.
I heard it once. It said 'goodbye'!
- Richard Armour

I was walking down the street the other day and saw a DC vanity license plate spelling out "Bacchus."

Just perfect.