Huh-- Just got a message offering to help me "Quit smoking in 7 days guaranteed!" How could I go wrong? I don't smoke!

Trying to think of what other thing would be ok to put in your mouth while it's burning.....

Oh well-- like Finjan, a favorite Klezmer band of mine (and many others have) said, Das leiden ist un schpass. Life's a joke!

And the Minnesotans seem to agree with me.