More rats fleeing a sinking ship:

Ari Fleischer Resigns!!!

He's discovered that he needs to spend some time with his wife (of 6 months) and actually be able to look at himself in the mirror every morning. I'm sure we'll all be looking forward to seeing him on the speaking (standup) circuit.

And if you want to find out how exiting life really gets in the desert, follow this link!

Though some of us enjoy the intricacies of international policy. (Brought to you by the Spongebob Squarepants Foundation)