Here's some great cultural insight with a slight undercurrent of self-deprecation. The same format as Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck" crossed with the responses Jay Leno gets in his 'Jaywalking' bits (for American audiences) but the circumstances talked about here are much less negative. If you have any connection to Russian culture or politics, you've got to read this! Inspired!

If you are Russian....